It's a T-rex riding a unicycle. If you don't get it, I don't know what to tell you.
Actually I will tell you one thing*: It will look good, feel good, and ward off enemies.
• Fabric shrinks a bit after the first wash/drying cycle, so err on the large side.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• It’s also super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch.
* Yes, I realize that turned out to be three things. The Nobel committee will be passing me over again this year I suppose.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
|
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
|
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |